Thursday, 22 June 2000
Dear Kerry,
On 15 March my accountant, John Coleman, faxed a letter to you concerning changes to my salary package (involving salary sacrifice and CPI increases).
You may recall that you had apparently overlooked the implementation of the requested changes, which I had asked to commence on 1 April.
On 29 May, I wrote to you requesting a copy of your reply to Mr Coleman's letter.
As I have had no response, I assume that your letter has gone astray. I would be grateful if you would send me a copy of your reply when convenient.
If you wish to discuss this matter with me, you can phone me at 0267222310.
Ben
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Tuesday, 27 June 2000
Dear Kerry,
So that I don't waste too much of your valuable time, I have constructed and attached a reply form for you to complete.
Please tick the appropriate response and click "reply" on the task bar:
I am declining to acknowledge any communication from you by phone, fax, letter or email because:
(a) It is official company policy.
(b) I have strong personal antipathy toward you.
(c) I couldn't give a fat rat's about you or your patients.
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Wednesday, 28 June, 2000
Dear Ben,
I apologise for the delay in replying to you.
There have been telephone conversations between John Coleman and my assistant in relation to your superannuation but no written communication to date.
Could I please ask for your forbearance for seven (7) days in relation to the CPI increase?
Regards,
Kerry Morrison
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Saturday, 8 July 2000
Dear Kerry,
Seven days: One calendar week.
Forbearance: 1. the act of forbearing.
2. self control; patient restraint.
3. an extension of time for the payment of a debt.
Renege: To back out of an agreement; to go back on a promise.
Ben
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Tuesday 22 August, 2000
Come on, Kerry. I know you can do it. I know you have it in you. Make a decision. You'll find it very empowering.
(On the other hand, it is now just 23 weeks since John Coleman wrote to you, and I have only 18 weeks of my contract left.
Perhaps if you do nothing, I'll just go away.)
Ben
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Wednesday, 13 September, 2000
Dear Kerry,
It is now 6 months since my accountant wrote to you with a legitimate enquiry about my salary, which you have resolutely refused to acknowledge or address.
Congratulations. This must be some kind of record. I would have contacted the Guinness Book of Records, but they don't have categories for ignorance or incompetence.
Ben
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Thursday, 14 September 2000
Dear Kerry,
John Coleman has informed me that you have responded to his request for details of my salary package.
Thank you for giving my accountant's simple enquiry such intense consideration over such a prolonged period of time, and for finally making a decision.
Well done.
Ben Clibrig
Dear Kerry,
On 15 March my accountant, John Coleman, faxed a letter to you concerning changes to my salary package (involving salary sacrifice and CPI increases).
You may recall that you had apparently overlooked the implementation of the requested changes, which I had asked to commence on 1 April.
On 29 May, I wrote to you requesting a copy of your reply to Mr Coleman's letter.
As I have had no response, I assume that your letter has gone astray. I would be grateful if you would send me a copy of your reply when convenient.
If you wish to discuss this matter with me, you can phone me at 0267222310.
Ben
**********
Tuesday, 27 June 2000
Dear Kerry,
So that I don't waste too much of your valuable time, I have constructed and attached a reply form for you to complete.
Please tick the appropriate response and click "reply" on the task bar:
I am declining to acknowledge any communication from you by phone, fax, letter or email because:
(a) It is official company policy.
(b) I have strong personal antipathy toward you.
(c) I couldn't give a fat rat's about you or your patients.
**********
Wednesday, 28 June, 2000
Dear Ben,
I apologise for the delay in replying to you.
There have been telephone conversations between John Coleman and my assistant in relation to your superannuation but no written communication to date.
Could I please ask for your forbearance for seven (7) days in relation to the CPI increase?
Regards,
Kerry Morrison
**********
Renege: To back out of an agreement; to go back on a promise.
Ben
**********
Tuesday 22 August, 2000
Come on, Kerry. I know you can do it. I know you have it in you. Make a decision. You'll find it very empowering.
(On the other hand, it is now just 23 weeks since John Coleman wrote to you, and I have only 18 weeks of my contract left.
Perhaps if you do nothing, I'll just go away.)
Ben
**********
Wednesday, 13 September, 2000
Dear Kerry,
It is now 6 months since my accountant wrote to you with a legitimate enquiry about my salary, which you have resolutely refused to acknowledge or address.
Congratulations. This must be some kind of record. I would have contacted the Guinness Book of Records, but they don't have categories for ignorance or incompetence.
Ben
**********
Thursday, 14 September 2000
Dear Kerry,
John Coleman has informed me that you have responded to his request for details of my salary package.
Thank you for giving my accountant's simple enquiry such intense consideration over such a prolonged period of time, and for finally making a decision.
Well done.
Ben Clibrig
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