Memo to Ewen.





Dear Ewen,

Just a short note to clear up any misunderstanding between us.

When you told me yesterday that you hadn't had sex for 12 months and I said "Fuck me!", it was an expression of amazement and compassion, not an invitation. 


I apologise for my reaction. 

In any case, your broken nose gives you a rugged, manly look, a bit like Owen Wilson.

I hope we can put this behind us and resume our regular Friday night outings.

P.S. 
If we go Italian, I was thinking of wearing the floral skirt and tank top.
What do you think?

Ben




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