Sex.
Who's idea was that!
The whole bizarre concept is redolent of a pococurante motion carried at a brainstorming session at a monthly meeting of the Progress Association in a hayseed rural town in the Tablelands.
The sort of desperate, half-baked suggestion in response to "Any further business?" after the decision has finally been made for Miss Mavis Spencer to make the scones again this year for the Primary School annual fete, when some half-pissed dickhead comes up with what he thinks is an hilarious joke: "How about, before you can have a baby, the bloke has to put his pecker in a girl's thingamy!" and the yokels think "Yeah, OK, now let's go to the pub".
I mean, really?
Is that really a sustainable idea for responsible parenthood?
Isn't it all a bit, well, yuckie?
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I think Hollywood was on the right track with Doris Day and Julie Andrews, each of whom looked to me like she would have a perineum like an armpit, and both of whom were able to conceive, presumably
without a single macule.
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