Nasal Spray and Heavy Breathing.

A few years ago, an Australian company was running a radio advertisement which said “Do you have a problem with premature ejaculation?”, then proceeded to promote the efficacy of some form of medication that men could spray up their noses before sex, presumably so that the event itself became analogous to rasping away at an ironbark log with a blunt saw.

Apart from this unromantic preliminary procedure (viz. whipping out a nasal spray mid-grope) being a dead-set passion killer, I am a bit puzzled as to why they would think that Australian men would be interested.

As far as I am aware, the prevailing Australian male sentiment regarding copulation is “Get it over with and go fishing”. 

The logic of this attitude toward intercourse is supported by the apocryphal tale of the fat man with the extraordinarily small penis (Hi, Donald). When a lady who, when the diminutive size of his appendage became apparent, asked "Who do you think you are going to satisfy with that?" replied "Me".

The company’s marketing proposal may have been more successful if they tried to sell some sneaky form of anti-androgen device that women could deliver.