Boxing Day in Aus: warm, sunny, gentle breeze. No boxers.
Boxing Day has some congruity with post-coital dysphoria.
After the extravaganza of overindulgence and excess, all that alcohol-fueled, out-of-character bonhomie and exuberance, resulting in all that frivolous bothering of God*, we ask ourselves "What the fuck was that all about?"
So, here we are.
Subdued, reflective, a little remorseful, but not so much that we will modify our behaviour next week when, with champagne-enhanced bravado, we will try to dredge up some sincerity and mock-optimism when we forlornly wish the world a Happy New Year.
* As in (vomiting noises) "Oh God!" (more vomiting noises) "Oh my fucking God" (more vomiting noises) "Oh fuck" (etc)
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